Okay, dieser Obama vs. RomneyRemix ist wirklich epic. Diron Lyons hat die Mühe gemacht und aus Soundschnipseln einen Jay-Z „99 Problems“-Remix gebastelt. Hammer.
This Political Remix Video features Barack Obama rapping a modified version of Jay Z“™s „™99 Problems“™. Mitt Romney has a few lines in the role of „˜the police officer“™. This parable I give unto you: Not a few who meant to cast out their devil went thereby into the swine themselves.
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Lyrics nach dem Klick.
If you“™re havin“™ bank problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but Mitt“™s not one
[Verse One]
I got protesters saying our economy blows
And my Wall Street brothers want Occupy closed
You b*tches keep saying, „No change = no votes.“
I work for the banks, stupid. What type of threats are those?
The gas pump“™s where your whole paycheck goes
It“™s been a long time since you was havin“™ cash flow
So, f*ck my critics: you can kiss my gas-hole
If you don“™t like my lyrics, then you can hit the road
Who cares about the polls? This election“™s a show
You wanna vote for Mitt? I don“™t give a sh*t, so
News mags try to use my weak a**
So advertisers give them more cash for ads, f*ckers
I don“™t know what you take me as
But understand the intelligence Obama has
You“™re from riches to rags, b*tches. I ain“™t dumb
I got 99 problems but Mitt“™s not one
[Chorus]
99 Problems but Mitt ain“™t one
With all your bank problems I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems but Mitt“™s not one
Hit me
[Verse Two]
The year is 2009, and the White House is mine
But the economy“™s in full mother f*cking decline
My choices at the time were to sh*t on the poor or
Fellate the banks to get elected once more
Now, I“™m not tryin“™ to fight JP Morgan Chase
Got their campaign dollars so I can win the race
So, I suck their d*ck and watch the country implode
I heard: „Son do you know how to cheat the tax code?“
Well, I“™m young, and I“™m rich, and my tax rate“™s low
Don“™t I look like a one-percenter? Mitt, you would know
Did I pass your test, or should I guess some mo“™?
„No, just tell us what you sent down to Mexico“
If you think I“™m stepping down from office for
Trafficking weapons in their drug-cartel war
I ain“™t steppin“™ down from shit „˜cause this president“™s legit
„Well, do you mind if we see that birth certificate?“
All my records are blocked, you conspiracy hack.
And I know my rights. So, you gon“™ need a warrant for that
„Wow, aren“™t you sharp as a tack. Are you some type of lawyer or something?“
Well, I“™m not a lawyer for nothin“™
I passed the bar so I know quite a bit
Enough that you don“™t stand a f*ckin“™ chance, Mitt
„Well, let“™s see how smart you are when the election comes“
I got 99 problems, but this b*tch aint one.
Hit me
[Repeat Chorus]
[Outro]
Criminal, fraud, repression, deceit
I murder and I plunder for the world elite*
We invade countries till we have all they own
„I have a dream.“ Well, I have a drone
I“™m Barack Obama, and I like this remix